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halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

halalbacon

brookeeverdeen:

Seneca decided to… quit breathing.

brookeeverdeen

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

221bismydivision

"Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you."

Virginia Woolf (via rdcf)

poeticphoenix

(via themoon-my-onlyfriend)

rarararambles

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

iraffiruse

zaataronpita:

hugintheraven:

friendlyangryfeminist:

You are all monsters if you care more about “reclaiming” Anne Frank as your bisexual icon than realizing she is not an icon, she is a murdered child who never had the time to figure out her sexuality. 

Anne Frank was a murdered (likely)bi/lesbian/queer Jewish girl whose diary has become an incredible view into the life of people in her circumstances. And people erased the fact that she liked girls in order to make her narrative more comfortable/saleable. Don’t get angry at people for being upset that a famous person had all evidence of her queerness surgically removed before her narrative was told, be angry at those who decided a 10 year old’s crush was disgusting and unfit for 10 year olds to read about. 

As a queer Jew, I second Hugin here.

Anne Frank is an icon, however tragic that is to say. Her father made her into one when he published her diary and the rest of us have continued that legacy by reading her words over the generations. She has humanized what has, for many, been a mass horror perpetrated on our people, but sometimes when that horror is so mass, it becomes easy to forget how it affected not only Jews (and Roma and the disabled and so many other groups) as a whole but the individual lives it stole as well. Anne’s was one of them.

I grew up reading her feeling that as a Jew and a young girl, I was connected to her. But I must have read one of these censored copies, and when I started realizing my own attraction to other girls and couldn’t figure out what it meant and thought it made me strange at best and a horrible friend at worst, it would have helped me to know that my hero, the girl who was not only a victim but a writer (and I spent a lot of my childhood writing) who gave voice to my people’s tragedy had those feelings too.

fauxcyborg
jenniferlawrencedaily
slowly-giving-up-everything:

(1) Tumblr on We Heart It.

slowly-giving-up-everything:

(1) Tumblr on We Heart It.

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

poryqon
bennythespaceguy
calcifor
crookedexpectations
gelotofobia:

bnaz:

carol1st:

astrodidact:

Yay?….
It’s alive! Buried deep in the Siberian permafrost scientists found a ‘giant virus’ that has been asleep for 30,000 years. Named Pithovirus sibericum, it contains 500 genes and was revived in the lab. The researchers are now trying to assess if ancient viruses such as this one could pose a threat for humans. via Science Alert/fb
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140303-giant-virus-permafrost-siberia-pithovirus-pandoravirus-science/

Let’s hope this wasn’t the stupidest thing we’ve ever done.

there are about 16046540210 movies that explain exactly why this could be the stupidest thing we’ve ever done

we are totally fucked

gelotofobia:

bnaz:

carol1st:

astrodidact:

Yay?….

It’s alive! Buried deep in the Siberian permafrost scientists found a ‘giant virus’ that has been asleep for 30,000 years. Named Pithovirus sibericum, it contains 500 genes and was revived in the lab. The researchers are now trying to assess if ancient viruses such as this one could pose a threat for humans. via Science Alert/fb

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140303-giant-virus-permafrost-siberia-pithovirus-pandoravirus-science/

Let’s hope this wasn’t the stupidest thing we’ve ever done.

there are about 16046540210 movies that explain exactly why this could be the stupidest thing we’ve ever done

we are totally fucked

astrodidact

Some people are worth melting for.

ddraco

deans-castihel:

"are you a boy or a girl?"

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